A real man

[BrockGrimes]

This is a thread for what makes a man, a REAL MAN.
I'll start it off with one serious and one funny. Feel free to add!

A REAL MAN takes care of his family first everything else 2nd.

A REAL MAN bathes with LAVA SOAP! (got pic's to prove it) LOL

 

[projectcrawler]

A real man has big scars on his hands and a small pile of receipts from building a project. Not vice versa.

 

[fishinfool98]

A Real Man
works on his own stuff, and refuse's to pay someone to do any work to his vehicle!

 

[elwood blues]

A real man;
Does not own a cat.
Opens doors for women.
Offers his seat to someone older than him.
Respects his elders.
Stands at attention for the flag.
Owns firearms.
His word is his bond.
Can kill his own food if needed.
Is able to fix his own stuff.
Knows when to ask for help.

 

[BrockGrimes]

A real man has big scars on his hands and a small pile of receipts from building a project. Not vice versa.

I like it!

 

[coldwater]

A real man knows the only worth while virtues of humanity are

Honor
Duty
Valor
Selfless Devotion and
Mercy
And will live out his existance built upon that foundation.

A real man will open the box, and imediately throw away the directions...Because we know full well they are really just someone elses suggestions, and we can do it better.

 

[elwood blues]

a real man will open the box, and imediately throw away the directions...because we know full well they are really just someone elses suggestions, and we can do it better.

Yes!

 

[BrockGrimes]

A real man will only ask for directions when a woman is not in the car!

I said not in the car, we never stop when a woman is IN the car!
It's part of the man driving women crazy conspiracy.

 

[hole]

a real man will only ask for directions when a woman is not in the car!

blasphemy!!!!

 

[projectcrawler]

A real man;
Does not own a cat.
Opens doors for women.
Offers his seat to someone older than him.
Respects his elders.
Stands at attention for the flag.
Owns firearms.
His word is his bond.
Can kill his own food if needed.
Is able to fix his own stuff.
Knows when to ask for help.

Just thought I'd point that out. I believe we have a cat lover on this site. Not to name any names (cough) CJ (cough).

 

[CJ]

LOL - I happen to love ALL critters! Only have time for the feline ones right now.

 

[elwood blues]

I also love all animals, most of them are delicious!

 

[CJ]

If God didn't want us to eat meat - he wouldn't have made it taste so good!!!

 

[BrockGrimes]

It's ok to love ALL critters just don't "love" them.

LOL, real men don't "love" critters!

 

[CJ]

It's ok to love ALL critters just don't "love" them.

LOL, real men don't "love" critters!

Sheep lie! Sheep lie!!!