Ford patents autonomous vehicle repossession

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Ford is trying to patent technology that would allow cars to repossess themselves. As first spotted by The Drive, a Ford patent application titled "Systems and Methods to Repossess a Vehicle" was published by the United States Patent and Trademark Office (USPTO) Feb. 23, although it was submitted to the agency Aug. 20, 2021. The document describes...

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[CJ]

Make your payments or else! I used to do some repossession about 35 years ago. Now it may be automated...

 

[Patrick]

Wait, I can drive myself to the lot!

Said the car to the repo man.

 

[Belizean]

Makes it easy to return a lemon now.

 

[caveman]

Computer glitch anyone?

 

[CJ]

Computer glitch anyone?

Dude! Where's my car? it's shorted out and went to its mama...

 

[TSB8C]

Makes it easy to return a lemon now.

My first thought. Can I just say "this car sucks" and then hit a button to send it back? Would've done that with my Dodge Ram truck. Complete POS.