March 2012 Dr. Vern
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March 2012 Dr. Vern
Ode To The Cocktail NapkinNo matter how crazy the world may seem today, things have been worse. For example, I still scratch my head trying to make sense of December, 1988. First “Every Rose Has Its Thorn” reached the top of the music charts, and then lawn darts were outlawed. These were big, heavy darts, designed to be tossed at targets arranged on your lawn. The ban had something to do with putting large, dangerous projectiles in the hands of children, but what could go wrong? There may have been the occasional sibling designated as the target, not that I would know anything about that. (Editor’s note: That would explain the bull’s-eye T-shirt that my family gave me.) It took an amazing level of hypocrisy to ban them (I’m back to talking about lawn darts, not siblings). If the government is so eager to protect us, why are cocktail napkins still legal?
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Ode To The Cocktail NapkinNo matter how crazy the world may seem today, things have been worse. For example, I still scratch my head trying to make sense of December, 1988. First “Every Rose Has Its Thorn” reached the top of the music charts, and then lawn darts were outlawed. These were big, heavy darts, designed to be tossed at targets arranged on your lawn. The ban had something to do with putting large, dangerous projectiles in the hands of children, but what could go wrong? There may have been the occasional sibling designated as the target, not that I would know anything about that. (Editor’s note: That would explain the bull’s-eye T-shirt that my family gave me.) It took an amazing level of hypocrisy to ban them (I’m back to talking about lawn darts, not siblings). If the government is so eager to protect us, why are cocktail napkins still legal?
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