Women's point system

[essexmo]

Women's point system

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This is so you guys out there finally understand the "points" system....
In the world of romance, one single rule applies:

Make the woman happy. Do something she likes, and you get points.
Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted.

IMPORTANT: You don't get any points for doing something she expects.
Sorry, that's the way the game is played.
Here is a guide to the point system:



SIMPLE DUTIES
You make the bed (+1)
You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillow (0)
You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1)
You go out to buy her what she wants (+5) In the rain (+2, But return with krate of Beer (-5)
You check out a suspicious noise at night (0)
You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing (0)
You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5)
You pummel it with iron rod (+10)
It's her cat (-10)

SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS
You stay by her side the entire party (0)
You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college buddy (-2)
Named Tina (-4)
Tina is a dancer (-6)
Tina has fantastic body and real big breasts (-180)

HER BIRTHDAY
You take her out to dinner (0)
You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar (+1)
Okay, it's a sports bar (-2)
And it's all-you-can-eat night (-3)
It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the colours of your favourite team (-10)

A NIGHT OUT
You take her to a movie (+2)
You take her to a movie she likes (+4)
You take her to a movie you hate (+6)
You take her to a movie you like (-2)
It's called 'DeathCop' (-3)
You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans (-15)

YOUR PHYSIQUE
You develop a noticeable potbelly (-15)
You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it (+10)
You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to baggy jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts (-30)
You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too." (-8000)

ENJOY THE 'BIG' QUESTION
She asks, "Do I look fat?" (-5) (Yes, you LOSE points no matter WHAT)
You hesitate in responding (-10)
You reply, "Where?" (-35)
Any other response (-20)

COMMUNICATION
When she wants to talk about a problem , you listen, displaying what looks like a concerned expression (0)
You listen, for over 30 minutes (+50)
You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV (+500)
She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep (-10000)

Now what chance do you think you have?

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[W7NB]

Women's point system

ENJOY THE 'BIG' QUESTION
She asks, "Do I look fat?" (-5) (Yes, you LOSE points no matter WHAT)
You hesitate in responding (-10)
You reply, "Where?" (-35)
Any other response (-20)

Now what chance do you think you have?

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The only correct response to this is "Sweety, I was just thinking you looked like you lost some weight"

 

[essexmo]

The only correct response to this is "Sweety, I was just thinking you looked like you lost some weight"

Then they would say SOME WEIGHT !!! Its best to stay quiet and kiss them trust me

 

[fishinfool98]

You shovel snow so you can get her truck out (+10)
You did it so you could take her out to eat (+20)
It took you 2 hours to do and got drunk while you were doing it (-3000)