Cops: Serial car burglary suspect accidentally Tased, handcuffed himself

Cops: Serial car burglary suspect accidentally Tased, handcuffed himself

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Being a career criminal is NOT in this guys future! :laugh:

TAVARES — Lake County authorities say they have a serial car burglar in custody, one who shocked himself with a Taser and put himself in handcuffs.

Shane Thomas Williams-Allen of Orlando was arrested this week on multiple burglary and grand-theft counts, and the Lake County Sheriff's Office said he may be linked to as many as nine car burglaries around Clermont and Minneola.

And one of the burglaries involved an unmarked Ocoee Police car, the Sheriff's Office said. Stolen from that car were a Taser, an expandable baton, handcuffs, a Glock handgun magazine, a digital camera and a digital recorder.

Williams-Allen, 19, discharged the stolen Taser and shocked himself when he first discovered it, the investigation found.

Last week, he accidentally locked himself up with the handcuffs and had to call authorities to set him free, according to his arrest report. Many of the other stolen items were recovered following his arrest.

Williams-Allen is held on charges that include grand theft, burglary to a conveyance and armed burglary to a conveyance. He may face additional counts, Lake officials said.

Investigators learned their suspect in the police car robbery was staying with friends in Clermont. At an apartment there, they discovered some of the stolen items but not Williams-Allen, according to an arrest affidavit.

They also learned through his friends that on Saturday Williams-Allen had "locked the handcuffs on himself and had to call the Clermont Police Department to respond to release him," the affidavit states.

After Lake authorities took Williams-Allen into custody in Casselberry, they took him to McDonald's because he said he was hungry.

"During the drive, the suspect asked if this was about the Taser incident," the arrest report states.

He later told the investigator that he went to Clermont after getting into a fight with his parents and was supposed to meet someone he knew about work. He then saw a light on in a car and entered the vehicle. Inside, he found a police gun belt and he removed the Taser, according to the report.

"The suspect stated he removed the Taser and it discharged, hitting the floor and causing his foot to get shocked," the report states. Then, Williams-Allen said he removed two handcuffs, a nightstick, two magazines and a digital camera.

He later told investigators that he probably entered four or five cars, including one from which he took cameras and an iPod with a docking station, according to the report. He said others were involved in "car hopping," which he described as going around and pulling on car door handles.


Shock and cuff: Car burglary suspect accidentally used cop devices on himself - OrlandoSentinel.com
 
Being a career criminal is NOT in this guys future! :laugh:

TAVARES — Lake County authorities say they have a serial car burglar in custody, one who shocked himself with a Taser and put himself in handcuffs.

Shane Thomas Williams-Allen of Orlando was arrested this week on multiple burglary and grand-theft counts, and the Lake County Sheriff's Office said he may be linked to as many as nine car burglaries around Clermont and Minneola.

And one of the burglaries involved an unmarked Ocoee Police car, the Sheriff's Office said. Stolen from that car were a Taser, an expandable baton, handcuffs, a Glock handgun magazine, a digital camera and a digital recorder.

Williams-Allen, 19, discharged the stolen Taser and shocked himself when he first discovered it, the investigation found.

Last week, he accidentally locked himself up with the handcuffs and had to call authorities to set him free, according to his arrest report. Many of the other stolen items were recovered following his arrest.

Williams-Allen is held on charges that include grand theft, burglary to a conveyance and armed burglary to a conveyance. He may face additional counts, Lake officials said.

Investigators learned their suspect in the police car robbery was staying with friends in Clermont. At an apartment there, they discovered some of the stolen items but not Williams-Allen, according to an arrest affidavit.

They also learned through his friends that on Saturday Williams-Allen had "locked the handcuffs on himself and had to call the Clermont Police Department to respond to release him," the affidavit states.

After Lake authorities took Williams-Allen into custody in Casselberry, they took him to McDonald's because he said he was hungry.

"During the drive, the suspect asked if this was about the Taser incident," the arrest report states.

He later told the investigator that he went to Clermont after getting into a fight with his parents and was supposed to meet someone he knew about work. He then saw a light on in a car and entered the vehicle. Inside, he found a police gun belt and he removed the Taser, according to the report.

"The suspect stated he removed the Taser and it discharged, hitting the floor and causing his foot to get shocked," the report states. Then, Williams-Allen said he removed two handcuffs, a nightstick, two magazines and a digital camera.

He later told investigators that he probably entered four or five cars, including one from which he took cameras and an iPod with a docking station, according to the report. He said others were involved in "car hopping," which he described as going around and pulling on car door handles.


Shock and cuff: Car burglary suspect accidentally used cop devices on himself - OrlandoSentinel.com

I guess that explains why he was a thief, he wasn't smart enough to flip bugers at Mickey D's!:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:
 
I'm telling you, natural selection just isn't working like it is supposed to. The stupid ones are living long enough to breed.:eek:
 
I'm telling you, natural selection just isn't working like it is supposed to. The stupid ones are living long enough to breed.:eek:
LMAO!

Back in my younger days (when I didn't have to care what others thought about me), I had a T-Shirt that said -

'Stupid People Shouldn't Breed!' :notworthy:
 
I blame it all on safety equipment, padded play grounds, and PC parents not beating the hell out of their bad <-BAD WORD-> kids.

Remember the metal monster play ground equipment we had as kids?
And the beat down we'd get from our parents if we did something like this?
 
Brock what I have experienced first hand when dealing with parents is that they are afraid to discipline their children for fear of going to jail for child abuse.... But I say:pissed:
 
I say "Child, you ain't never seen a *** whoopin like your gona get when I get out of jail!!":pissed:

Brock what I have experienced first hand when dealing with parents is that they are afraid to discipline their children for fear of going to jail for child abuse.... But I say:pissed:
 
I think a lot of younger problems stem from they just 'don't get' out. When I was 10 or 12, I left home on the weekends to explore, walked all day and had fun... Came home at night and was content.

During the summers in WV, every day was an exploration. My Brother and I left in the early morning, walked the tracks or the mule trails, picked and ate berries for lunch or smooched off what ever person was nice enough to give us lunch (It wasn't uncommon for us to just say we were hungry to anyone), walked and explored for hours more... When it was dark we came home... :)

We got into a "dung: load of trouble also, but we learned from it. BTW - Did you know that the Encyclopedia Britannica gave great instructions on how to make gun powder, and the ingredients back in my younger days were readily available? That was one of those hard lessons learned! :D Anyway... I got my :censored: beat many times but I deserved it. No PC :dung:. I deserved it!

WOW! Didn't notice I rambled on this far this quickly...

I'm pretty sure you all get where I'm going. I'll stop now - but I could go on for hours... :)
 
I also have blown my eyebrows off thanks to a dictionary and an encyclopedia.
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I also have blown my eyebrows off thanks to a dictionary and an encyclopedia.
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Did you know that Carbide rocks sold at sporting good stores produces acetylene gas? LMAO!!! Did I learn that one the hard way... :)

Good times!
 
Can't count the times my eyebrows had to grow back :eek:.....Oh and they are almost back to normal.:laugh:
 
If it is like this now, what am I goign to think when my daughter brings home some dude when she is 18... can't wait to see if he is the guy that tased himself, stole something, or is the one flipping burgers... at least the flipper would allow me to eat some grub for free!

cb
 
If it is like this now, what am I goign to think when my daughter brings home some dude when she is 18... can't wait to see if he is the guy that tased himself, stole something, or is the one flipping burgers... at least the flipper would allow me to eat some grub for free!

cb


Remember; You too can be the instrument of natural selection.:pissed:
"Step inside son, let me show you my testicle collection."
Its all for the good of the gene pool.:laugh:
 
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oh and for the fathers who have daughters reaching the dating age this is for you....Kinda long:

APPLICATION FOR PERMISSION TO DATE MY DAUGHTER



Note: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial, job history, lineage and current medical report from your doctor. Please be prepared to submit additional information like a psychological profile and polygraph as required.
Name __________________________________ Date of Birth _______________
Height _________ Weight ___________ I.Q. _______________ G.P.A. _______
Social Security Number _________________ Driver's License Number_____________
Boy Scout Rank ____________________
Home Address _______________________ City ________ State ______ Zip_________
Do you have one male and one female parent? __________ If NO; explain:______________________________________
How fast can you run 40 yards? _________ How fast can you run two miles?________
Do you own any of the following; A van __________ A truck with oversized tires __________
A waterbed __________Do you have an earring: _______
A nose ring? _______ A navel ring? _______ A tattoo? ______
(Note: If you answered YES to ANY of these questions, discontinue
application and leave the premises).
* In 50 words or less, what does LATE mean to you?
* In 50 words or less, what does DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER mean to you?
* In 50 words or less, what does ABSTINENCE mean to you?
Church you attend? _______________________
How often do you attend? _______________
When would be the best time to interview your Father, Mother, and Minister? _______________

* * * * * * * * * * *

Answer by filling in the blanks. Please answer freely. All answers will be confidential. (That means, I won't tell anyone).
* If I were shot, the last place I would want to be wounded is the
_________________________________
* If I were beaten, the last bone I would want to be broken is my
_________________________________
* A woman's place is in the ______________________________
* The one thing I hope this application doesn't ask me is
_______________________________________
* In the unfortunate event of my death, I would like_________ to be contacted.
* My greatest fear is _______________________________________________
* When I first meet a girl, the one thing I notice is her _______________
(Note: If the answer to this question starts with a "B," discontinue application and
leave the premises; keeping head low and running in a serpentine fashion).
* What do you want to be IF you grow up? ___________________________
*Have you ever been fingerprinted? ___________
Had a DNA sample taken and recorded? ___________
* Your dentist is ____________________ Emergency Phone Number_______________


I SWEAR THAT ALL THE INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT, NATIVE AMERICAN TORTURE, CRUCIFIXION, ELECTROCUTION, CHINESE WATER TORTURE AND RED HOT POKERS.

________________________________________
Signature (This means your name)


RULES FOR DATING A MARINE'S DAUGHTER
.............................................

Rule One:
If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.

Rule Two:
You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.

Rule Three:
I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open- minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, In order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.

Rule Four:
I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a "barrier method" of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.

Rule Five:
In order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is "early."

Rule Six:
I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry.


Rule Seven:
As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process that can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like cutting the lawn?

Rule Eight:
The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter:
Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places where there are no parents, policemen, or nuns within eyesight. Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka zipped up to her throat. Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which feature chain saws are okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folk’s homes are better.

Rule Nine:
Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a potbellied, balding, middle-aged, dimwitted has-been. But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole
truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me.

Rule Ten:
Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a rice paddy outside of Chu Lai. When my Agent Orange or Post Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell
me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveway you should exit your car with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car. There is no need for you to come inside. The camouflaged face at the window is mine.
 
Makes me wish I had a daughter sometimes, just to torture the kiddies, LOL.
Thankfully the car gods answered my prayers and delivered a BOY!
 

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