Favorite movie quotes

[Sasquach]

"A man's gota know his limitations"

Harry Callahan
(Clint)

 

[Jet]

I have a bad feeling that whenever a lesbian looks at me they think
"That's why im not a heterosexual".

George Costanza - Seinfield.

 

[yuanyelss]

I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to f*****' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?

 

[ken98k]

Badges? We don't need no stinking badges.
(The Treasure of the sierra madrae)

Out here due process is a bullet.
(The Green Berets)

 

[BrockGrimes]

yippie ki yay motherf@&$er

 

[73CJ]

Gotta be "Make my day"

Clint Eastwood (Dirty Harry)

Alternate - "Now did I fire 5 or 6 shots? I can't remember. Do you feel lucky?"

 

[bdunnam]

“I have a very strict gun control policy: if there's a gun around, I want to be in control of it.”

 

[JLCBikes]

Cop says, "... this is sure is quite a mess, ain't it?"

Tommy Lee Jones says, "Well if it aint, it'll do till the mess gets here".

No Country for Old Men, as they look over the bullet ridden corpses and trucks in the desert.

 

[CJKrawler]

'Do I look like a cat, jumping around all nimbly pimbly?'

'You boy's like Meeeexicooo?'

'Who wants a mustache ride?'

all from Super Troopers--great movie

 

[Jet]

I think that just about every movie the Coen brothers made are loaded with great quotes. I haven't watched them all, but i plan on it.

Raising Arizona
Fargo
The Big Lebowski
Oh Brother Where Art Thou "My Favorite"
No Country For Old Men
True Grit

 

[Petescj]

"Just one thin mint" Reply " I cant eat another f'ing thing" followed by firehose style vomit. Classic.

 

[BrockGrimes]

"Touch me again and I'll kill ya!"
"It looks like I'm gonna need another light"
POW
"Told ya if your touched me again I'd kill ya"

 

[bmflyfish]

Say, did you hear about the person of Poilsh persuasion who walked into a bar with a big ole pile of poop in his hands and he says,
"Look what i almost stepped in".

Raising Arizona

These balloons blow up in funny shapes and all?

No..unless you think round is funny.

Raising Arizona... The best movie ever made!

 

[BusaDave9]

These balloons blow up in funny shapes and all?

No..unless you think round is funny.

Raising Arizona... The best movie ever made!

Yes, bmflyfish, that was a good line from a very funny movie.

How about "Who does number two work for?"

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[BusaDave9]

If I cry one tear for my daddy, I stole it off a crocodile.
I think Renee Zellweger is a good actress.
If you are not familiar with the movie, it's about the Civil War.

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They call this war a cloud over the land but they made the weather. Then they stand in the rain saying " its raining."

 

[powdertwoplanker]

Oh so many, i have.

"They brought their f#$%ing toys with 'em."




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