Grandma?

Hmmmm.....Honey....Smile for the Camera.....
Must Sell used Wife in pretty good condition. All trades considered! ..:laugh:
 
How used?? Open for trades huh. Shipping is a concern. Must I poke holes in the box?
2BAD4U said:
Hmmmm.....Honey....Smile for the Camera.....
Must Sell used Wife in pretty good condition. All trades considered! ..:laugh:
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HEY NOW!!!

I am a wife! I resemble those remarks!




Ya'll wouldnt trade me, would ya?
 
Petescj said:
How used?? Open for trades huh. Shipping is a concern. Must I poke holes in the box?
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She is a 1971 model. Minor bodywork required, fair gas mileage, big D sized headlights, often hear a high pitched noise coming from the intake, and the exhaust leaks occasionly. This would have to be a two fer deal as the 1999 model, which constantly has high pitched noises out of her intake, is very stubborn, and only takes premium fuel, would have to go as well. **Accessories are not included** :laugh::laugh:
 
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2BAD4U said:
She is a 1971 model. Minor bodywork required, fair gas mileage, big D sized headlights, often hear a high pitched noise coming from the intake, and the exhaust leaks occasionly. This would have to be a two fer dear as the 1999 model, which constantly has high pitched noises out of her intake, is very stubborn, and only take premium fuel, would have to go as well. **Accessories are not included** :laugh::laugh:
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:laugh::laugh:
Now that there's funny I don't care who ya are!!!!!
Oh and can't do any training cause TJ would have to be part of the deal.
























On second thought what ya got!!!:D
 
2BAD4U said:
She is a 1971 model. Minor bodywork required, fair gas mileage, big D sized headlights, often hear a high pitched noise coming from the intake, and the exhaust leaks occasionly. This would have to be a two fer dear as the 1999 model, which constantly has high pitched noises out of her intake, is very stubborn, and only take premium fuel, would have to go as well. **Accessories are not included** :laugh::laugh:
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I Love D sized headlights! Already have the high pitched 99 type model so thats no big deal. Will you trade em' for a 45 Ford tractor? Runs well with new rubber all around;)
 
hole said:
I Love D sized headlights! Already have the high pitched 99 type model so thats no big deal. Will you trade em' for a 45 Ford tractor? Runs well with new rubber all around;)
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Hmmm...That's pretty tempting....I'm sure I could get some work out of the tractor anyways! :D
 
I don't think it's a fair trade, cause if the high mileage model could read it would surely blow up.
 
BrockGrimes said:
I don't think it's a fair trade, cause if the high mileage model could read it would surely blow up.
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Yeah...You have a point. There would be a very loud screeching noise from the intake! :eek: I'm pretty sure more than one gasket would blow! :laugh:
 
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CH3NO2 said:
Why Jeeps Are Better Than Women

1. Jeeps don't get pregnant
2. You can drive your Jeep any time of the month
3. Jeeps don't have parents
4. Jeeps don't whine unless something is really wrong
5. You can share your Jeep with your friends
6. Jeeps don't care how many other Jeeps you've ridden
7. When driving, you and your Jeep can arrive at the same time
8. Jeeps don't care how many other Jeeps you have
9. Jeeps don't care if you look at other Jeeps
10. Jeeps don't care if you buy Jeep magazines
11. You'll never hear, "Surprise! You're going to own a new Jeep!" . . . unless you go out and get it yourself
12. If your Jeep goes flat, you can fix it
13. If your Jeep is too loose, you can tighten it
14. You can have a Jeep of color and still bring it home to your parents
15. You don't have to be jealous of the guy who works on your Jeep
16. If you say bad things to your Jeep, you don't have to apologize before you drive it again
17. You can drive your Jeep as long as you want and it won't get sore
18. You can stop driving your Jeep as soon as you want and it won't get frustrated
19. Your parents won't remain in touch with your old Jeep after you dump it
20. Jeeps don't get headaches
21. Jeeps don't insult you if you're a bad driver
22. Your Jeep never wants a night out with the other Jeeps
23. Jeeps don't care if you're late
24. You don't have to take a shower before you ride your Jeep
25. If your Jeep doesn't look good, you can paint it or get better parts
26. You can drive your Jeep the first time you meet it, without having to take it to dinner, see a movie, or meet its mother
27. The only protection you have to wear when driving your Jeep is a seat belt
28. When in mixed company, you can talk about what a great drive you had the last time you were in your Jeep
29. Your Jeep is never embarrassed to go topless in public
30. You only have to feed your Jeep when you use it
31. A rocky relationship with your Jeep is actually fun
32. You never have to worry about your Jeep spending your money
33. You don't have to remember your Jeep's birthday, when you first met, or anniversaries
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Oh! I can dispute each and everyone of those... but Im not going to. :)
 
And...


2. some women dont have a monthly anything.

3. or parents.

4. Some women dont whine, not to say they dont bitch, but they dont whine. And some are just content happy people who dont care what you do as long as its making you happy....

Do you really want me to continue?
 
First part is a lie.

In answer to your question : No :D
susie said:
Some women dont whine, not to say they dont bitch, but they dont whine. And some are just content happy people who dont care what you do as long as its making you happy

Do you really want me to continue?
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