quotes you live by

[mhubacek]

Having a gun in the house with no bullets in it, is like having a car in the garage with no gas in the tank. -unknown

:shooter:

 

[cerrajero]

in the mountains... hear a bear.... stand very still, hear a banjo.... run like hell

 

[BusaDave9]

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving's not for you.

 

[mtnwhlr]

I have done so much with so little for so long that now i'm qualified to do anything with nothing.

 

[Old Dog]

Life begins at the end of your comfort zone.

 

[73CJ]

Don't bring a knife to a gunfight.
:shooter::shooter:

 

[mtnwhlr]

good one when working on a Jeep " if there's a will there's a way "

 

[Old Dog]

good one when working on a Jeep " if there's a will there's a way "

Or, if it can go wrong it will.

 

[jeepboy45]

"If you're in a fair fight, your tactics suck"

"when in doubt, force it"(this often has bad results when working on jeep")

"all bleeding stops eventually"

One day I asked a guy why he was dragging the Flag all over the ground at a protest rally in Orlando. He said "I'm making a statement" I asked what it was. He replied "curiosity killed the cat". I replied to him, " but the cat wasnt carrying 15 rounds of hollow point .45, was he?"

"Make my enemy brave and strong, so that if I am defeated, I will not be ashamed" Plains Indians

"A young man who wishes to remain a sound atheist cannot be too careful of his reading. " C. S. Lewis

 

[billyocup]

"It's a funny thing about time & money - you always find a way to spend them both"

 

[cerrajero]

A friend called me last week and said he had a problem that i might be able to help with. I said ok bro anything whats up?
he said that his wife gave him an ultimatum that he needs to quit hunting or fishing or kayaking or mountain biking to spend more time at home or she is leaving.
My response was oh my god what do you want me to help with....getting rid of the kayak? the bike? or what man?

he said can you come over after she leaves and change the locks to the house ????

maybe not a quote but....i can pull one out of it....somewhere

 

[BrockGrimes]

In my sig...

 

[mtnwhlr]

Your not having fun till the dial 911

 

[fishinfool98]

built not bought

Sent from my C771 using Tapatalk 2

 

[Kurtsara]

"I was looking for a job when I got this one"

 

[bdpalace]

Happiness is a decision away.

 

[BrockGrimes]

Don't go quietly into that good night, go out sliding in sideways, with a Dixie horn, screaming yaaahoooo.

 

[BrockGrimes]

That which does not kill you makes you stronger after the bones heal.

 

[JJs85cj]

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just lack the film.

There are no stupid question, just stupid people.

A bank is a place that will loan you money if you can prove you don't need it. - Bob Hope

 

[kickitandholdit]

Courage is being scared to death and saddling up anyway - John Wayne

"Winches are for Boys who arnt confident in their abilities and enjoy being called at 3 in the morning to help a man"

I bet you wont, holy $h!+ I cant believe you just did that - the friend of a jeeper

the only thing jeeps have in common is that they are all someones project