People on the "go to hell" list. (in no particular order)
Hole
CJ
Buuushman
Jroch
Feel free to add yourself to the list as needed.
Allow me to break down the temps for you Dave and why I do not understand the hate
60 degrees above zero:
Floridians turn on the heat.
People in
Connecticut plant gardens.
50 degrees above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in
Connecticut sunbathe.
40 degrees above zero:
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in
Connecticut drive with the windows down.
32 degrees above zero:
Distilled water freezes.
The water in
Connecticut gets thicker.
20 degrees above zero:
Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, and wool hats.
People in
Connecticut put on a flannel shirt.
15 degrees above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in
Connecticut have the last cookout before it gets cold.
Zero:
All people in Miami die.
people in
Connecticut close the windows.
10 below zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico .
People in
Connecticut get out their winter coats.
25 below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in
Connecticut are selling cookies door to door.
40 below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in
Connecticut let the dogs sleep indoors.
100 below zero:
The polar bears abandon the North Pole.
people in
Connecticut put the extensions on their ice augers and go fishing.
460 below zero:
ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale.)
People in
Connecticut start saying..."Cold 'nuff fer ya?"
500 below zero:
Hell freezes over.
Connecticut public schools will open ... 2 hours late.
... I might've jinxed myself, today it's overcast and going to only be 70 ish 
