Winter Sucks.......Version 2

[mylittlecj5]

Cute. It's like a dog. Only smaller.

Yum, Yum, Poodles and Noodles. Well kinda like.

ROTFLMAO...I showed this to the wife and she busted up laughing, then stopped and said "wait, they are making fun of my dog...".
Too funny fellas! And Derf, you get to meet her next weekend.






The dog, Derf, not the wife...well I guess you'll meet her too!

 

[derf]

ROTFLMAO...I showed this to the wife and she busted up laughing, then stopped and said "wait, they are making fun of my dog...".
Too funny fellas! And Derf, you get to meet her next weekend.






The dog, Derf, not the wife...well I guess you'll meet her too!

I'm prepared for the slap upside the head.

Oh, and I'm also prepared for my ankles to be chewed on.

 

[derf]

More snow. More fear of Truck Norris.

Truck Norris doesn't come equipped with 4-Wheel Drive. 4-Wheel Drive comes equipped with Truck Norris.

Truck Norris doesn't crawl over boulders...He just stares at them until they crawl under him.

Truck Norris just looks like he's going over rough terrain. In actuality, the rough terrain is treading carefully beneath him, for fear of Truck Norris' mighty wrath.

Truck Norris' suspension looks like it's being compressed, but it's really just the earth agreeing on its position to Truck Norris' tires.

"The Big Bang" is often mistaken for the one time Truck Norris has had to use his high beams.

Truck Norris is as close as he wants to be to the objects that appear in his side view mirrors.

If Truck Norris ever allowed himself to get caught for speeding, he'd let the cop off with a warning.

Truck Norris so cool that he doesn't need to turn into a robot like the other Autobots.

Truck Norris made the Kessel Run in less than ten parsecs.

Truck Norris went to a drag strip,... and moved it.

Truck Norris doesn't need oil. He just drives back in time and eats dinosaurs.

 

[CJim7]

Truck Norris doesn't come equipped with 4-Wheel Drive. 4-Wheel Drive comes equipped with Truck Norris.

Truck Norris doesn't crawl over boulders...He just stares at them until they crawl under him.

Truck Norris just looks like he's going over rough terrain. In actuality, the rough terrain is treading carefully beneath him, for fear of Truck Norris' mighty wrath.

Truck Norris' suspension looks like it's being compressed, but it's really just the earth agreeing on its position to Truck Norris' tires.

"The Big Bang" is often mistaken for the one time Truck Norris has had to use his high beams.

Truck Norris is as close as he wants to be to the objects that appear in his side view mirrors.

If Truck Norris ever allowed himself to get caught for speeding, he'd let the cop off with a warning.

Truck Norris so cool that he doesn't need to turn into a robot like the other Autobots.

Truck Norris made the Kessel Run in less than ten parsecs.

Truck Norris went to a drag strip,... and moved it.

Truck Norris doesn't need oil. He just drives back in time and eats dinosaurs.

LMAO...thats hilarious

I too, am in awe of the Truck Norris

 

[Cheepjeep85]

somebody is gettin cabin fever from being snowed in. wait truck norris will get you out

 

[derf]

While I was out having fun in Truck Norris, others came up with most of those.

 

[CJim7]

That quote needs to be made a sticky. It's just that classic

 

[73CJ]

Do you want some cheese with that whine?

It will melt in a few days.

Snows been covering the ground here since October. About 2 feet on the ground. Fargo will flood again this Spring. Only the big trucks can make it out in the pasture to play.

Ever seen a Tiny pooch poop in 2 feet of snow? They usually do it on a shoveled walk. Gotta have long legged dogs up here. He looks like he's saying WTF!

 

[CJim7]

Do you want some cheese with that whine?

It will melt in a few days.

Snows been covering the ground here since October. About 2 feet on the ground. Fargo will flood again this Spring. Only the big trucks can make it out in the pasture to play.

Ever seen a Tiny pooch poop in 2 feet of snow? They usually do it on a shoveled walk. Gotta have long legged dogs up here. He looks like he's saying WTF!

One of my corporate supervisors was flying back there today (MN)...said it was supposed to be -50 :booze:

 

[BrockGrimes]

-12 here right now, no idea on wind chill

 

[ken98k]

-12 here right now, no idea on wind chill

Ha Ha, it was +14 here this morning when I left for work!

 

[mylittlecj5]

19* here right now. They finally got the road graders and a front end loader to clear the roads a little .

 

[BusaDave9]

-12 here right now, no idea on wind chill

Ha Ha, it was +14 here this morning when I left for work!

-12 in Clovis New Mexico and +14 in Alaska

 

[CJ]

47F dropping down to 42F tonight! Brr!!

 

[derf]

YouTube - Ella Fitzgerald - Heat Wave (Marilyn Monroe)

 

[Busted Knuckles]

Here's how I spent my sunny Thursday,,... at Zero degrees. Took me about 7 hours to clear the drive (its about 400ft long). We got around 20" but the wind blew around 40-50 mph for about 24hrs straight, the drive averaged about 3-4' of snow the entire length. (see the attached thumbnail below, I could not get it to load in full size)

I had do shovel out the INSIDE of the garage door before I could get the door open to get skid loader out, which has a 11' snow plow on it, but I had to dig out the outside of the garage door with the back hoe to get to the loader. I played this game till dark, and Im still not done, will finish in the am tomorrow.

Also took a picture of my sub high centered on a AMC 150 ' drift that I wandering into, and you can see what happens when you use your reciever hitch as an anchor point with a tow strap, not recommended. I owe my neighbor a new grill for his P/U.

 

[BrockGrimes]

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