You know your a redneck when

You know your a redneck when

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i scored high on this 25/30 :D

Yes, the new one is out! The brand new edition of You know you're a redneck when...

1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.

2. You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a fly swatter.

3. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.

4. You burn your yard rather than mow it.

5. You think "The Nutcracker" is something you do off the high dive.

6. The Salvation Army declines your furniture.

7. You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don't want it.

8. You have the local taxidermist on speed dial.

9. You come back from the dump with more than you took.

10. You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.

11. Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.

12.. Your grandmother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.

13. You keep flea and tick soap in the shower.

14. You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.

15. You go to the stock car races and don't need a program.

16. You know how many bales of hay your car will hold.

17. You have a rag for a gas cap.

18. Your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.

19. You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean

20. You can spit without opening your mouth.

21. You consider your license plate personalized because your father made it.

22. Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

23. You have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say "Cool Whip" on the side.

24. The biggest city you've ever been to is Wal-Mart.

25. Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV.

26. You've used your ironing board as a buffet table.

27 A tornado hits your neighborhood and does $100,000 worth of improvements.

28. You've used a toilet brush to scratch your back.

29. You missed your 5th grade graduation because you were on jury duty.

30. You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65.
 
You know your a redneck when you name your kid dale jr and your name isnt dale. thats one of my favorits i heard a couple weeks ago.
 
I scored pretty high myself.:D
 
I used to think I was a redneck, but after reading the criteria, I'm not so sure...
 
In fact, after rereading an counting I only scored 2 out of 30.Maybe for Ca I'm a redneck
 
In fact, after rereading an counting I only scored 2 out of 30.Maybe for Ca I'm a redneck

only 2 CA must be high class :confused:
 
I had 2 in the first 2 :beer:
 
Where i live theres no laws for your land i can build whatever i want and do whatever i want to the land exept they seem to not like you growing pot :confused: not that i grow it :rolleyes:
 
OK, where are the redneck Questions? All I have seen so far is a list of requirements from the homeowners association.
 
Where i live theres no laws for your land i can build whatever i want and do whatever i want to the land exept they seem to not like you growing pot :confused: not that i grow it :rolleyes:

I thought Canada was ok with that. I guess only california huh.
 
I thought Canada was ok with that. I guess only california huh.
youre ok as long as you only grow 30 plants the govt is still thinking how to tax it i think :confused: and the RCMP are so bored they fly around looking for big crops to bust :eek:
 
You might be a Redneck if.... You mower your yard & find a Pick-up truck, boat & trailer you didn't know you had.:eek:
 
You might be a Redneck if.... You mower your yard & find a Pick-up truck, boat & trailer you didn't know you had.:eek:
that would be like christmas :D
 
When your wife asks if you need more GOJO for the shower!

I love my wife!
 
When your wife asks if you need more GOJO for the shower!

I love my wife!
Now im single i can actually afford gojo before it was some squezy and some suger :D
 

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