You know your a redneck when

[fishinfool98]

who are they

 

[fishinfool98]

who are they might know them

 

[fishinfool98]

When the counter tops you put in your shop are nicer than the ones in your house

 

[dslywalker]

We have enjoyed the Redneck jokes for years. It's time to
Take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that
Values home, family, country and God. If I had to stand
Before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd
Choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up.
Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit -- that's what Rednecks are
Made of. If you feel the same, pass this on to your Redneck friends.
Y'all know who ya are!
.
You might be a Redneck if: It never occurred to you to
Be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God.'
You might be a Redneck if: You've never protested about seeing
The 10 Commandments posted in public places.
You might be a Redneck if: You still say 'Christmas'
Instead of 'Winter Festival.'
You might be a Redneck if: You bow your head when
Someone prays.
You might be a Redneck if: You stand and place your
Hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem
You might be a Redneck if: You treat our armed forces
Veterans with great respect, and always have.
You might be a Redneck if: You've never burned an
American flag, nor intend to.
You might be a Redneck if: You know what you believe
And you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.
You might be a Redneck if: You respect your elders and
Raised your kids to do the same.
You might be a Redneck if: You'd give your last dollar to
A friend.

God Bless the USA !
Keep the fire burning, redneck friend.
IF YOU DON'T STAND BEHIND OUR TROOPS, FEEL
FREE TO STAND IN FRONT OF THEM.
IN GOD WE TRUST!atriot:

 

[BrockGrimes]

You might be a Redneck if this is the License Plate on the front of your Jeep:

 

[dslywalker]

Two Reasons Why It's So Hard To Solve A Redneck Murder:
1. The DNA all matches.
2. There are no dental records.

 

[kickitandholdit]

If oboma was a redneck he would respect his elders and wouldnt be cutting all the hospis funds but dont get me started on oboma ahaha

you might be a redneck if you pull your house to the other side of your pond for a "change of scenery"

you might be a redneck if you drive a 2wd pickup with worn out swampers and a 3 legged dog named wobbles.

You might be a redneck if you have ever swerved to miss a deer in your drive way

You might redneck if you name a relative after every redneck joke you read.

you might be a redneck if you joined the army and boot camp wasn't as bad as the family reunion football game.

I have grown up in south Ga where we have parties in the middle of someone else's field half an hour from any town and we mud bog and drag race on the weekends and I only scored 2

Im a clean cut kid and im not at all trashy but i would never put down rednecks. I know some real deep south, hard to understand, rednecks that absolutely fit every redneck joke known to man but i guarantee you that they wouldn't hesitate to give a random man the shirt off of their back. I would always put my dollar on the fact that a southern redneck has more morals than a clean cut city slicker any day. Thats the base of moma jokes because city slickers wouldnt care about someone talking about their moma but down south youll get your <-BAD WORD-> handed to ya. I think the would could use a bit more redneck in their life haha im gonna quit rambling now