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Check out this crazy bumper!

Check out this crazy bumper!

Thew

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82' CJ7 ,258 w/ Weber, T5, D300, dana 30-amc20 w/ Detroit locker & 4.88's, 4.5" lift, 1" body lift. 35" Toyo MT
who makes this thing? I first saw it on the yellow CJ7 for sale on craigslist when I was looking for a CJ7 to buy. I thought it was custom until I saw the same bumper on another jeep.
I almost like it.. :D

It looks like you could smash through a few Honda civics with it :eek:
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It not only protects you if you run into things but it also looks like it it was made to protect you from things falling from the sky. Not sure why you need to protect the top of the hood.
Looks very heavy but how does it attach? To open the hood it must pivot at the bumper. I guess the thought was to protect the hood during a rollover. I would think a tubular grill guard would work just as well. Either way your hood will get damaged. I can't imagine the pivot point on this thing can hold up to much pressure over the hood such as a rollover. Cantilever, no support near the windshield?
 
That's pretty crazy stuff right there. It looks more like something a mall crawler looking for the newest coolest bad <-BAD WORD-> looking bolt on would lust after. Not sure It really fits a real world application though....:confused:
 
:eek::eek::laugh::laugh: what a waist of tubing. Looks like some meth head stoled a welder and tube bender.
 
:eek::eek::laugh::laugh: what a waist of tubing. Looks like some meth head stoled a welder and tube bender.

Maybe It'll be in the next Transformers movie??:p
 
it would help in case of a roll over ;) :oops:
I bet it cost about $1000.00 for it, all of that tubing and welding and just think about nobody can get under the hood to steal stuff unless they know the secret code to open it up.
some more pics

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That all i have for pics. I just have to know who makes this crazy thing. :D
 
This...

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Plus this....

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equals.... LOOK AT MEEEEE!!!!!!
 
With that jeep being set-up for the deep water swamps, what with the snorkel and all, maybe thats a gator gard.:D
 
Their selling them at tractor supply. its for fording farm ponds, and scooping out stuck cows and setch.
 
That's nuts!
 
Thats how you cock it!! It's like an air rifle, pull it forward and push it back and it rolls forward when you pull the trigger.:laugh:
 
Hey Nick, you think I should put some of that cool stuff on my Dodge? I think I would like to be intimidating and over the top. :(
 
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Hey Nick, you think I should put some of that cool stuff on my Dodge? I think I would like to be intimidating and over the top. :(

Uh, no, that would be ghey. I just remember that I had seen those somewhere before.

However, a place called ranchhand makes some kickass bumpers that are no kidding tough work bumpers. Something like this would look kickass on your truck hihi.webp


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The guy who i bought my jeep from makes custom bumpers, Ive pondered having him make one for 2000 GMC but i have to fix the very last few problems with it like the middle console and 02 sensors and put my 2 1/2 inch level kit on it with adjustable shocks. But he makes his custom to your order so i could have him fab me up a Trail Armor look a like bumper but probably stronger and a hell of a lot cheaper then 2500.
 
A snorkel and Bfg all terrains? Better not be mud under that water. That bumper / front clip cage is ummm interesting.
 
That's hard to look at. Pretty sad anyone would put something like that on a Jeep.:(:rolleyes:
 

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