quotes you live by

[Sasquach]

Wish I had something to say like you guy's

Oh....If you don't have something nice to say then don't say anything at all. (Mom)

 

[cerrajero]

On that same thought - When skydiving, it's the second bounce that kills ya, hang on to the grass when you hit the first time! (first hand knowledge on this one!)

you wear a helment when skydiving & rock climbing only if you want an open casket ceremony

 

[Sasquach]

you wear a helment when skydiving & rock climbing only if you want an open casket ceremony

:bounce:

 

[dslywalker]

IN ORDER TO BE OLD AND WISE YOU FIRST HAVE TO BE YOUNG AND STUPID-- Author Unknown

 

[Cheepjeep85]

i got most of my wisdom from forest gump so here goes again
life is like a box of cho co lates you neva know what ya gonna get - momma always said it.

 

[BusaDave9]

If you don't have something nice to say then don't say anything at all. (Mom)

If you don't have anything nice to say don't say anything at all, ya jerk! (Dad)

 

[IOPort51]

Well, at least I got old.

IN ORDER TO BE OLD AND WISE YOU FIRST HAVE TO BE YOUNG AND STUPID-- Author Unknown

 

[cerrajero]

....most of your problems between friends can be settled over a bottle of beer....either drinking it or bashing it over their head....



and yes at least we got old

 

[nyeti]

Be kind to everyone you meet and have a plan to kill them......

 

[Jet]

"Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world".

"People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch".

"There's only two people in your life you should lie to.... the police, & your girlfriend".

Jack Nicholson.

 

[BrockGrimes]

"The left hand brings death, but the right one even I am afraid of."

 

[Jet]

Could relate to lots of things. Say a hammer.

"It's not how hard you swing it, it's how you swing it hard".

The delicate touch of brute strength.

"It's not how good you look, it's how you look good".

The delicate art of adoration.

"It's not how fast you get there, it's how you get there fast".

The delicate art of acceleration.

Anyone have more?

 

[BrockGrimes]

"I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who has practiced one kick 10,000 times.” - Bruce Lee

 

[TheTooth]

"Speed has never killed anyone, suddenly becoming stationary… that's what gets you." - unknown

 

[CJKrawler]

A lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.

 

[BrockGrimes]

My tip to a pizza boy who demanded a tip:
Don't play with poisonous snakes and don't breath under water! - BrockGrimes

 

[Cheepjeep85]

ah good tips, but you have to add, don't eat yellow snow.

 

[BusaDave9]

It is better to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.

 

[dslywalker]

This is Karate from Korea reply: This is Crowbar from K-Mart worked for a friend of mine in DC

 

[BrockGrimes]

The nail that sticks up, Gets hammered!