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You know you own a CJ when...
Not a fan of Rain X. Hate the stuff.
 
The windshield fogs up and instead of turning on the defroster you reach inside the center console and pull out the red mechanics rag.
:chug:
 
you reach inside the center console and pull out the red mechanics rag.
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I thought I was the only one. I keep a towel on the floor.
 
The windshield fogs up and instead of turning on the defroster you reach inside the center console and pull out the red mechanics rag.
:chug:

I upgaded to a squeegie , works better ;)
 
It keeps blowing out ?

A contractor bag with a string on it. When it tries to make a brake for freedom it gets enough of your attention that you remember to stick it in the console when not in use.:D

Preferable to setting in wet jeans, worse yet, having to get out and walk into someplace with wet jeans.:laugh:
 
A contractor bag with a string on it. When it tries to make a brake for freedom it gets enough of your attention that you remember to stick it in the console when not in use.:D

Preferable to setting in wet jeans, worse yet, having to get out and walk into someplace with wet jeans.:laugh:

LOL yep. The thick towel also acts as cusion on my 55 year old butt
 
When you read through this whole thread laugh and say, in not the only one!!( no dome light, writing mileage, and cursing the hot floor in the summer).
 
You scrape ice on both sides of the windshield. Sorry if this one has been posted. I wore so many clothes to work yesterday when I got home and took them off they filled the washer
 
When you are driving down the road, smell smoke from someone burning something & look around wondering if it is you...:confused:

When you've been caught in a heavy downpour with only a bikini top, you employ the "lean toward the center" method & you use everything you have to wipe the inside of the windshield... including your socks...:D
 
When you are driving down the road, smell smoke from someone burning something & look around wondering if it is you...:confused:

When you've been caught in a heavy downpour with only a bikini top, you employ the "lean toward the center" method & you use everything you have to wipe the inside of the windshield... including your socks...:D

I runs off the bikini top down the roolbar, down the seatbelt all over your left side
 
When after the latest 8 in. of snow you drop it into 4 low , hum up the uphill driveway , and love the fact that your garage door removed that pesky snow off your hardtop. ;)
 
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When you draft semis so you can get close to running the speed limit. Had to do that in my daily-driver (at the time) CJ5 to get to 65.
 
...when, at times, you secretly wonder if having a YJ with a CJ clip and dash might be smarter in the long run, then feel bad about your own thoughts...:confused:
 
I would bring this up to my shrink personally. :D

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No, I don’t think I would share that with a shrink. They are only going to write something on a pad and give you a blank stare as they would have no comprehension of the subject matter. I suspect it would be best to keep it between the brethren here on the jeep board.
 
Okay I know how to handle this ......... 007 Who's this 007? Never heard of no 007 at least not here on a true CJ believers forum..... :) We are a forgiving bunch here, but there are some sins that will be difficult to forget...... But I will admit to being old and my short term memory ... can .... be ....... hey what are we talking about? :)
 

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