You know you own a CJ when...

[79 Papa]

When u jump out of your lifted topless CJ and your shorts get hung on door latch rod again

 

[Neuner]

he JK crowd is just a different demographic of people, generally speaking, than most previous Jeep (CJ/Wrangler) owners.

Around me all of the JKs are driven by teenage girls. A few are women who don't seem to have a clue on how to drive even on asphalt.

 

[jeepjunk4]

Rain-x works way better than the wipers

 

[Hedgehog]

79 Papa - boy ain't that the truth. I hooked so many times I took mine off for a while. It seems like Best top could have come up with a better design. Makes you wonder if they ever actually use their product in the field.

 

[RSTurney]

The kind old man drivin a diesel tanker to his mine claim shows you how to gravity feed the 1-barrel Carter after the fuel pump died, and you make it back to the highway alive and well...

...and NAPA sells you a new fuel pump for $27 !!!

 

[gr8dain]

The kind old man drivin a diesel tanker to his mine claim shows you how to gravity feed the 1-barrel Carter after the fuel pump died, and you make it back to the highway alive and well...



...and NAPA sells you a new fuel pump for $27 !!!

Cool!

 

[jzak]

When u jump out of your lifted topless CJ and your shorts get hung on door latch rod again

That door latch kills me! I've got a bunch of ripped shirts from that bastard!

 

[gr8dain]

That door latch kills me! I've got a bunch of ripped shirts from that bastard!

And ripped pants pockets and belt loops.

 

[jdcaples]

...you stop at a garage sale, ask how much for that torque wrench sitting on a card table. An old guy cranes his neck to see behind you, confirms what horse you rode up on and says with a scowl, "more than you'd think's fair, I'd 'spect, seein' what yer drivin'"

Guess he haggled with some jeeper one too many times.

-Jon

 

[jsh72]

Does everyone know that Jeep stands for( Just Empty Every Pocket) ?

 

[jdcaples]

Does everyone know that Jeep stands for( Just Empty Every Pocket) ?

That's what I was taught back when I was what my grand father might have called a "whipper snapper."

-Jon

 

[gr8dain]

When you are driving and you hear a weird noise and ASSUME it was your Jeep.

Not sure what I heard this morning but think it was the truck behind me.

 

[76cj7chick]

When you find yourself fixing the vehicle more than actually driving it..

 

[76cj7chick]

When you dream (while sleeping and awake) about driving it more than actually driving it..

 

[76cj7chick]

When you realize you know more about the cj than any other vehicle that you've owned... but then you are reminded that there is always something you don't know about it .... when it falls apart ... again.

 

[76cj7chick]

When it reminds you of a Lego build or transformer more than a jeep.

 

[76cj7chick]

When you congratulate someone else on their recent purchase of a cj...

 

[gr8dain]

When you drive on some crappy roads in Maryland and hear a load popping noise. And get home and look at this.

 

[gr8dain]

When you drive on some crappy roads in Maryland and hear a load popping noise. And get home and look at this.

Good thing I was already working on a donor.

 

[jdcaples]

You know you own a CJ when you hear "Nice Jeep!" on the trail and you have to try hard not to say, "UMPH your (jacked up, tricked out money pit) Wrangler too!" even though your rusty muffler would have adequately covered the unwarranted snide.


-Jon