You know you own a CJ when...

[johnnyreb]

it's not a leak. It's marking it's territory!

 

[CJAKE7]

Passengers wonder what the knobs in the upper corners of the dash are for - it is of course the switch for the ejector seats, Or they wonder what the bar above the glove box is for - it is of course for you to grab onto when we are on two wheels and you a screaming OH SHT!!!!!!!

 

[Scooter402]

Pretty sure it's not a repost...



When you worry if it stops leaking.

 

[Petescj]

When you worry if it stops leaking.

Good luck with that.

 

[tjmons]

When a guy at the gas station says " Man , thats a old license plate "

 

[johnnyreb]

 

[gaspipe]

....when you've seen all 58 episodes of Rat Patrol...

 

[johnnyreb]

and dream on mount a machine gun on the cj :drool:

 

[gaspipe]

and dream on mount a machine gun on the cj :drool:

 

[rr41mag]

You can take your doors off and throw them in the back at a red light

 

[rr41mag]

I can set my cigar on the windshield wiper motor when I run into a store.

 

[johnnyreb]

I can set my cigar on the windshield wiper motor when I run into a store.

Dang you do that too?

 

[Rickster]

When you carry every spare part that might go bad and tools that would make a NASCAR mechanic envious---and you are only going out for a Sunday drive.

 

[BajaEdition]

You only own SAE tools,

Metrics? What are metrics, CJs have no metrics

 

[Hedgehog]

When: You find the vehicle is to small for you to sit in, so with a cutting torch and welder you make the darned thing fit.

 

[rr41mag]

It was drizzling this morning and my wife said "your driving the jeep". Yep! It wasn't that bad. That pesky rain on the inside of the windshield. I just love it!!! It's so nice.

 

[Hedgehog]

When: A man tells his friend that he put the bra on today and it doesn't seem odd.

 

[dunebuggy18]

The Wife says "You need another tool???" Yes, Yes I do...

 

[Sam5038]

When: A man tells his friend that he put the bra on today and it doesn't seem odd.

Bikini top

 

[Hedgehog]

When: A man tells his friend that he put his Bikini top on today and it doesn't seem odd.

Kinda' does sound better, unfortunately around they are called a bra top. Bikini top sounds to PC to me.