You know you're a CJ owner when,
H4zY
Jeeper
- Posts
- 18
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- Location
- Atlanta, GA
- Vehicle(s)
- 84 CJ7 forest green from Pearl Harbor AMC Hawaii.
4.2l carb, Ford T18 1st gear 7:1 ratio, D300, Amc20, 1piece moser axles rear,Dana30 front, 410 gears, 33"tires
If you use a hose to clean the inside and the outside
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When the best route from point A to point B is through the rockpile or over the mountain
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When a scratch or a dent is a beauty mark
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You roll it over and don't get upset
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Your mom and sister can't get in without help
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You judge every hill you see by how much fun it would be to climb
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You puke when you see a RAV4
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You get custom pin-striping from trail brush
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When a low-rider Jeep pulls up next to you and you get out and *****-slap the driver
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If it takes more than 6 hours to get donuts
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When you pull into the unplowed parking spots on snowy days
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When you take your friends wheeling and they say "What trail -I don't see a trail!"
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When you've been forced to add TJ, CJ, YJ and XJ to your spell-checker
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When you can see OVER a Suburban
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You carry emergency supplies and clothing because you never know where you will end up
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When your Nerf bars battle rocks and win
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When it rains and you don't care that your tops and doors are off
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When you drive around to look at Christmas lights topless
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When you change your plugs in the parking lot at work on a break
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If your "Parts Dept." is on blocks behind your house
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When you take your Mom wheeling and she has to help you flip the Jeep back onto its wheels again
* *
If your "Parts Dept." is on blocks behind your house
*
When you take your Mom wheeling and she has to help you flip the Jeep back onto its wheels again
*
You use an ice-scraper on the INSIDE of the windshield
*
You get more heat from holes in the floorboards than through the heater vents
*
Every page of your repair manual has greasy fingerprints
*
Passengers scream "DON'T ROLL IT!" when you take them wheeling
*
You spend more time under your Jeep than under your significant other
*
Winter comes and your can't remember where you left the roof
*
You spend more on car washes than on insurance
*
Even worse the car wash won't let you in
*
You fix almost everything yourself
*
When you feel sorry for someone in a $60,000 Toyota Land Cruiser
*
When you have all your credit card numbers memorized
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When you slam the door and chunks of dried mud crumble to the ground
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If you get asked to pick up your co-workers in a snowstorm and get paid for it
*
Your wife/girlfriend refuses to get in it
*
You are the only one on the street who doesn't plow their driveway
*
You are dating the Service, Parts or Sales Manager at the Jeep dealership
*
You try to run the plow trucks off the road when it snows heavily
*
You can't hear your $200 stereo over the howl of your tires on the highway
*
You have a high-water mark INSIDE the Jeep
*
Any tire that isn't waist high looks like a bagel
*
You can't take a girl, who's wearing a dress, on a date without carrying along a set of steps
*
You can't sneak into church late because the engine is too loud.
*
You carry along enough tools to supply a small garage
*
You nickname your Jeep after the noises it makes or it's most damaging trail accident
*
You carry along a replacement part for every drive component on the Jeep
*
You can air up your tires without stopping at a gas station.
*
You know how to reinforce the windshield frame near the wiper arm
*
You're constantly getting passed on the highway.
*
Your wallet is always empty.
*
When your boss's secretary calls to "recommend" that you wash your Jeep
*
When you finally wash the mud off, everyone thinks you bought a new Jeep
*
When the best route from point A to point B is through the rockpile or over the mountain
*
When a scratch or a dent is a beauty mark
*
You roll it over and don't get upset
*
Your mom and sister can't get in without help
*
You judge every hill you see by how much fun it would be to climb
*
You puke when you see a RAV4
*
You get custom pin-striping from trail brush
*
When a low-rider Jeep pulls up next to you and you get out and *****-slap the driver
*
If it takes more than 6 hours to get donuts
*
When you pull into the unplowed parking spots on snowy days
*
When you take your friends wheeling and they say "What trail -I don't see a trail!"
*
When you've been forced to add TJ, CJ, YJ and XJ to your spell-checker
*
When you can see OVER a Suburban
*
You carry emergency supplies and clothing because you never know where you will end up
*
When your Nerf bars battle rocks and win
*
When it rains and you don't care that your tops and doors are off
*
When you drive around to look at Christmas lights topless
*
When you change your plugs in the parking lot at work on a break
*
If your "Parts Dept." is on blocks behind your house
*
When you take your Mom wheeling and she has to help you flip the Jeep back onto its wheels again
* *
If your "Parts Dept." is on blocks behind your house
*
When you take your Mom wheeling and she has to help you flip the Jeep back onto its wheels again
*
You use an ice-scraper on the INSIDE of the windshield
*
You get more heat from holes in the floorboards than through the heater vents
*
Every page of your repair manual has greasy fingerprints
*
Passengers scream "DON'T ROLL IT!" when you take them wheeling
*
You spend more time under your Jeep than under your significant other
*
Winter comes and your can't remember where you left the roof
*
You spend more on car washes than on insurance
*
Even worse the car wash won't let you in
*
You fix almost everything yourself
*
When you feel sorry for someone in a $60,000 Toyota Land Cruiser
*
When you have all your credit card numbers memorized
*
When you slam the door and chunks of dried mud crumble to the ground
*
If you get asked to pick up your co-workers in a snowstorm and get paid for it
*
Your wife/girlfriend refuses to get in it
*
You are the only one on the street who doesn't plow their driveway
*
You are dating the Service, Parts or Sales Manager at the Jeep dealership
*
You try to run the plow trucks off the road when it snows heavily
*
You can't hear your $200 stereo over the howl of your tires on the highway
*
You have a high-water mark INSIDE the Jeep
*
Any tire that isn't waist high looks like a bagel
*
You can't take a girl, who's wearing a dress, on a date without carrying along a set of steps
*
You can't sneak into church late because the engine is too loud.
*
You carry along enough tools to supply a small garage
*
You nickname your Jeep after the noises it makes or it's most damaging trail accident
*
You carry along a replacement part for every drive component on the Jeep
*
You can air up your tires without stopping at a gas station.
*
You know how to reinforce the windshield frame near the wiper arm
*
You're constantly getting passed on the highway.
*
Your wallet is always empty.
*
When your boss's secretary calls to "recommend" that you wash your Jeep
*
When you finally wash the mud off, everyone thinks you bought a new Jeep
hahaha
