You know you own a CJ when...

[jdulmer]

... You pull into a drive-in root beer stand, the carhop takes your order and says, "Ok, sooo, how are we going to do this?" (happened last night)



"Libertatem Aut Mortem"

 

[gr8dain]

..... You park in any parking lot (Home Depot this time) and random people say 'Nice Jeep'


Dain

 

[hologenicman]

... If you spray WD-40 on something that you plan on unbolting in the next week or two...

 

[CJ007]

...your wife won't drive it because the clutch makes her leg tired.

...you won't install a hydraulic clutch because you don't want her driving your Jeep all the time

...you have to buy said wife a JK Wrangler because she can't drive the CJ

 

[Saddle Tramp]

...your wife won't drive it because the clutch makes her leg tired.

...you won't install a hydraulic clutch because you don't want her driving your Jeep all the time

...you have to buy said wife a JK Wrangler because she can't drive the CJ

If you have to buy her a JK due to the stiff clutch in the CJ, agree to put in the hydraulic clutch but tell her you have to pick up another CJ in order to be able to perform the modification. Then you will have His and Her's

 

[jdcaples]

...you're stopped in the right lane at a red light, when a TJ pulls up beside you in the left lane. The girl in the passenger seat says, "Nice Jeep. I wish my boyfriend had bought a real one."

I'm guessing there's trouble in their paradise.

-Jon

 

[mtnwhlr]

...you're stopped in the right lane at a red light, when a TJ pulls up beside you in the left lane. The girl in the passenger seat says, "Nice Jeep. I wish my boyfriend had bought a real one."

I'm guessing there's trouble in their paradise.

-Jon

You should have asked her if see would to go for a ride in a real Jeep with a real man.

 

[jdcaples]

You should have asked her if see would to go for a ride in a real Jeep with a real man.

That actually crossed my mind, but I wouldn't trade my girlfriend - who is pure gold in every way that counts - for a woman that would dis her man in front of a total stranger.

-Jon

 

[hologenicman]

...when you get a thumbs up instead of a jeep wave from someone in a Wrangler...

 

[somedude922]

When you get a thumbs up or a nod of approval from a guy in chopped hot rod.

 

[hdgapeach]

...When the biker on the tricked out Harley pulls up beside you at the light and wants you to blip the Jeep throttle one time for him. Gotta love fender well headers and glass pack chicken mufflers on a AMC 304 .

 

[Petescj]

When your tolerant enough to put up with a Wrangler thread on a CJ forum

 

[CJAKE7]

When your tolerant enough to put up with a Wrangler thread on a CJ forum

You da man Pete - that's funny. :dunnoNote - that's me, not other people in this forum)

 

[CJ007]

When you tell someone it has a granny tranny and they are not sure if you are joking or referring to some freak. Then they give the deer in headlights look when you say, "do ya wanna try and drive it!?"

 

[Petescj]

. Then they give the deer in headlights look when you say, "do ya wanna try and drive it!?"

 

[Hedgehog]

When your talking to a guy about the compound gear in your T-18 , oh man that deer in the headlights look is something to behold.

Then there's the stories: "Yeah I buried the old girl so deep I had to pull out the ol' sheep herders jack. The darned thing was a little frozen up we I pissed on it to get it working. After jacking her up and piling rocks under the tires I fired the old girl up dropped it in compound and away we went."

 

[hologenicman]

... When you vist the chainlink fence section of the hardware store for parts to install your 3-point shoulder harness seatbelt.

 

[Neuner]

... When you vist the chainlink fence section of the hardware store for parts to install your 3-point shoulder harness seatbelt.

Oh, what part and do you have a thread on this? I'm needing to modify mine.

 

[hologenicman]

Oh, what part and do you have a thread on this? I'm needing to modify mine.

No thread on this, but 2-3/8" chainlink "tensioner" straps $1.10 each worked for attaching shoulder harness to roll bar.

Mabye I will get a thread going since I have drivers side done and passenger side left to do.

 

[hologenicman]

Oh, what part and do you have a thread on this? I'm needing to modify mine.

Here's that thread:http://www.jeep-cj.com/forums/f7/shoulder-harness-bracket-3-point-harness-mount-22630/

I had posted here origionally because I got quite a kick from getting jeep parts in the fencing aisle...